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(Quá khứ)... Thời thế tạo Thần Trump - tụi truyền thông thổ tả, tụi thiên tả thối tha, tồi tệ, trăm thằng trăm tưởng Trump thua ... Thùng, thùng, thùng ... Trump trở thành tổng thống, tụi truyền thông thổ tả tức tối tố Trump tư tình "Tọt-my" (Stormy). Tụi truyền thông thổ tả tung tin thất thiệt, tòng theo tụi thiên tả thối tha, ti tiện toan tính tìm thế triệt Trump, tố Trump tư thông thằng "Tin" (Putin). Tức thật, Trump than trời, Trump tweet tới tấp, Trump ta thán trên TV. Tuy thế Trump tự tại, Trump thắng thắn, Trump trong trắng, tiếng than tới Trời, Trời thương, Trump trắng tội. Tụi truyền thông thổ tả, tụi thiên tả thối tha, ti tiện tức tối thâm tím tâm tư, trơ trẽn, trắng trợn tiếp tục tố Trump tới tấp - triệt tường thành (border wall) Trump, truy tìm thuế Trump, tống trát tòa (subpoena) tới Trump, ... Tụi truyền thông thổ tả, tụi thiên tả thối tha trở thành tâm thần tố thiên tai tại Trump , tù tội tại Trump, trăm thứ tại Trump. Thiệt tình! Thua tụi tăm tối, thối tha, tồi tệ, ti tiện!
(Hiện tại)... Trên thương trường, Trump thấy tình trạng thua thiệt tại thằng Tàu - thằng Tàu thuổng (ăn cắp) thành tựu trí tuệ (intellectual proprerty), tung tiền thâu tóm thị trường, thương thuế (thuế thương mại = quan thuế = tariffs) thất thu, thâm thụt. Trump thâm thù thằng Tàu - tựa tướng tài, Trump từ từ tạo thế trận, trầm tĩnh, thận trọng tiến thủ, tán thằng Tập. Trước tiên Trump tăng thương thuế, Tập trả thù (tit for tat). Tuy tăng thương thuế tụi Tàu, Trump tha thiết trao tiền tỉ tài trợ tới thị trường thiệt thòi. Trump thôi thúc Tập thương thuyết, Tập thuận thảo, Trump tin tưởng, tạm thời thôi tăng thương thuế. Trời! Tập, thằng Tào Tháo, Tập tham, Tập thâm, Tập thậm thà thậm thụt, Tập tráo trở, thôi thương thuyết. Thách thức Trump? Trump tăng thêm thương thuế, thị trường tiêu thụ Tàu thiếu thốn trầm trọng, Tập thất thần ... thì tại trung tâm tụi tham tàn tên thái thú thủ Trọng teo, Trọng tê tái. Thảm thương!
(Tương lai)... Thần Trump tiếp tục trổ tài tung thiên tán Tập tới tấp, tả tơi, te tua, tống táng thằng Tàu, triệt tiêu Triều Tiên, tóm tụi thiên tả thối tha, ti tiện (deep state/stingy swamp), tát tai tụi truyền thông thổ tả, thiếu thiện tâm, tụi truyền thông thổ tả thất thểu, trốn tránh, thin thít, thật tầm thường. Tận thế?! Trump thắng to, Tập thua thê thảm, Tàu tắt thở, tiêu tan, thôi thế thì thủ Trọng tiêu tùng, Tây Tạng thoát Trung. Tuyệt! Thừa thắng ta tiến tới thị trấn Thủ Thừa, tiếp thu Thủ Thiêm, thẳng tới tỉnh Thừa Thiên, toàn thể thành trì tụi tham tàn thất thủ, tụi tướng tá, thủ tướng, thái thú Tàu tìm thế thoát thân, ta thần tốc tiến thẳng ... Lụm!
Tác giả là ai mà qúa thông minh dí dỏm!?

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